Monday 3 August 2020

Film Noir Detective Narration...in the voice of.


"Making the ragù, for the pasta, I saw there was no garlic.

"Lazy garlic?", I mused. I smashed the fridge door open, like the punk it was.

I laughed at myself sardonically, in that sardonic way, only I can, knocking back the neat scotch in my tumbler.

No hope of a lazy way, for these gumshoes.

What to do?

No garlic.

I went with, no garlic."

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